Tom Brady: Shark Fighter
Tom Brady, in an effort to restore his manliness after the devastating Super Bowl loss has begun picking fights with sharks.
His latest battle resulted in him knocking the teeth out of a full grown, great white shark (pictured) with only a slap.
Animal rights activists have been trying to stop Brady from continuing these acts but he was quoted as saying “Hey, I was just standing there in a pool of chum, minding my own business. They started it.”
Tags: Tom Brady Announcements
February 11th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
How utterly disgusting! What an asshole.
February 12th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Tracy, you are utterly a moron if you think that picture is legit. How stupid are you really?
Tom is awesome and hot. Love the guy!
February 12th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
no that’s really me
February 14th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Tracy, “tom brady” 1. Tracy, do you really think this is real???? 2.”tom brady” everyone knows that whoever you are. you aren’t the real tom brady!!!
February 21st, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I THINK TOM BRADY IS GOING TO “GRIS GRIS” a certain groundhog’s tight end. Tom is going to GRIND THAT ANTI-SEX ASS DEEP INTO THE GROUND!! YEA, YOU’D BETTER APOLOGIZE DiRT!
February 27th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
OH FUCK YOU!
I WISH TOM WOULD INVITE THE GROUNDHOG OVER TO HIS DIGS;AFTER GETTING THE GROUND HOG DRUNK AND HIGH HE THROWS THE VARMIT INTO HIS BEDROOM AND SLAPS HIS FACE-PULLS HIS HAIR- SHOVES HIS SWEATY JOCK STRAP DOWN HIS THROAT-THROATS THE GROUNDHOG’S THROAT, FUCKS HIS SUPER TITE 45 YR OLD VIRGIN HOLE-SHOVES HIS TONGUE N TEETH DOWN HIS MOUTH-GAGS HIS THROAT-TURNS HIM AROUND-SLAPS HIS ASS RED-PUTS CRYSTAL UP HIS HOLE INTO HIS NOSE-HAS HIM EAT TOM’S ASS..AFTER 2 HOURS OF RUFF SEX HE THROWS THE VARMIT INTO THE SHOWER AND FORCES HIM TO WASH OFF THE EVIDENCE-CALLS HIS SECURITY STAFF AND HAS THE DIRT BAG REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES. HE IS PROMPTLY ESCORTED TO ANYONE OF TOM’S LUXURY VEHICLES WHERE HE IS QUICKLY ” DROPPED” AT EAST 22ND STREET. TOM’S NEW NICKNAME FOR DR IS SLOPPY SECONDS.OUR HERO GOES ON TO WIN YET ANOTHER AMAZING SUPERBOWL.
February 28th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
HEY D R-I AGREE WITH YOU, I Think Tom looks like Ben Affleck and Fergie’s boyfriend, too. They look like ALOT of Irishmen I know-GOOD LOOKING. But we’re kinda tired of looking at Tom these days. I think even Tom is tired of looking at Tom (YAWN). We don’t want the status quo in the looks dept.What we really want for you to do is to put some of your photos on-line.You have got that Eurasian-Pan-Slavic look-oh so unique.Life is too short.Be bold-show the world.I’ve seen your pix-you still look good .Don’t be afraid. No one is going to hurt you. In fact, people want to help you.You have alot to offer.You can’t put a price tag on it. You go to the ends of the earth in search of symbolism-consumerism-what better symbol than Adair. Take my hand and submit.
February 28th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Keep the lines of communication open. You told me your family in Europe is into coin collecting-there’s nothing wrong in maintaining a hobby.What’s wrong with coinage in your mind? Can you contact me if I leave my e-mail address on this page-Tom won’t mind. Talk it through, honey. Talk it through. Why did you change the game? You only hurt Tom and the team, it served no purpose. Pl.get back.Talk it through, its ok, its ok.