Tom Brady Secrets

A ladies’ man and great pilot, Tom Brady aka Lance Charles McClain was the Right Arm of the mighty Voltron during the Lion Force years.

He was up for the position of lead Lion but loved the idea of being Voltron’s “throwing arm”.

Tom also liked the way the red suit brought out his eyes.

While the Black Lion is usually the team leader, this Voltron which is also the Defender of the Universe, decided to make the change to accommodate Brady’s ego.

Sadly all members of Team Voltron Lion Force were killed by Prince Lotor while Tom Brady was signing autographs.

Since then Voltron has been shelved while other more popular giant robots have taken the spotlight including The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers MegaZord which was once piloted by William “The Refrigerator” Perry.

Tom Brady has been the voice of Beaker, the hapless assistant of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on the Muppet Show for the past 8 years.

He was also a talking football in one skit but will always be remembered for his classic line in the movie Muppets from Space when he said “Meep meep meep…..meep.”

While Brady is indeed the voice behind the puppet, he does not actually do the puppeteering. When asked about why he wouldn’t learn the craft he respoded with “I dunno man, hands up the backside make me feel kinda dirty.”

Tom Brady’s celebration is usually defined by a punching motion which could be thought of as just a result of over excitement.

In all actuality it is a carefully rehearsed celebratory movement.

Tom Brady is very careful to not over or under simulate this move everytime because of past problems with his “stealing” of victory poses.

Back in college, Brady was notorious for running to the sidelines, grabbing a 2×4 to sling over his shoulder, giving a thumbs up and yelling “Ho!” after successful completions.

Soon after this began, it caught the attention of popular pro-wrestler Jim “Hacksaw” Duggan who invited Tom out to dinner at the Sizzler to discuss his feelings on the matter. There was never any confirmation on what exactly was said during this impromptu feast but when Tom returned to the field the following week his victory cheer had been simplified into an overexaggerrated shout of “Hoooooooo” and a fist in the air.

Two weeks later a lawsuit was filed against Mr. Brady by Lion-O of the Thundercats.

Tom Brady went to Lego Land this weekend. While there he got in a fight with a Lego man and in the process started a fire, burning the park to the ground.

Luckily for Tome he is a master of Lego’s and rebuilt the town in 3 hours.

Sometimes he wears masks to mask his true identity, but Golden Boy Tom once rap battled Ini Kamoze in front of dozens of Ini’s fans and it has been documented that Ini Kamoze DID in fact poop in his pants. Reports state the poop smelled like cabbage but I cannot confirm this claim.

Tom Brady’s goal to be a Ninja has never ceased. He trains day and night for NINJA-hood. In his latest training movie Tom practices the art of stealth