Tom Brady Secrets

Tom Brady looks like the clean-cut, all-American boy next door.

But he hides a deep dark secret.

Tom Brady is into tattoos.

Here is the exclusive picture of the first tattoo Brady ever got.

Rumor has it that Tom is covered in tattoos and this is one of the first that has come to light.

More of Tom Brady’s hidden tattoos coming soon.

The questions as to why Tom Brady and Randy Moss have decided to skip the Pro Bowl have been circulating all over the media with suspicions of injuries and bad attitudes.

The real reason is simpler than anyone thought.

Recently it was reported that Brady and Moss are “Coaster Buddies” which led to even more suspicion.

But it is infinitely more innocent than it sounds as they both share a tremendous love of roller coasters.

Brady was interviewed today while in line for a “Park Hopper Pass” for him and his roller coaster pal and asked about the Pro Bowl.

He simply said, “The Pro Bowl happens during the best time of the year, roller coaster season. Rand and I don’t wanna miss it again this year.”

So it seems sometimes, guys just wanna have fun.

A ladies’ man and great pilot, Tom Brady aka Lance Charles McClain was the Right Arm of the mighty Voltron during the Lion Force years.

He was up for the position of lead Lion but loved the idea of being Voltron’s “throwing arm”.

Tom also liked the way the red suit brought out his eyes.

While the Black Lion is usually the team leader, this Voltron which is also the Defender of the Universe, decided to make the change to accommodate Brady’s ego.

Sadly all members of Team Voltron Lion Force were killed by Prince Lotor while Tom Brady was signing autographs.

Since then Voltron has been shelved while other more popular giant robots have taken the spotlight including The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers MegaZord which was once piloted by William “The Refrigerator” Perry.

Tom Brady has been the voice of Beaker, the hapless assistant of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on the Muppet Show for the past 8 years.

He was also a talking football in one skit but will always be remembered for his classic line in the movie Muppets from Space when he said “Meep meep meep…..meep.”

While Brady is indeed the voice behind the puppet, he does not actually do the puppeteering. When asked about why he wouldn’t learn the craft he respoded with “I dunno man, hands up the backside make me feel kinda dirty.”

Tom Brady once fought Mike Tyson to a draw in a charity event for starving models in Brazil. Brady looked to be winning the bout when a suddenly enraged Tyson tried to take a bite and chipped a tooth on the quarterbacks helmet.

Officials declared the match to be a draw though a teary-eyed Tyson admitted defeat in a press conference later that day.

Because of the controversy the charity refunded the purse of the fight and Tom Brady is said to have taken care of all the models in Brazil in his own way.

With the Super Bowl right around the corner everyone has been speculating about Tom Brady’s foot which has been seen covered in a boot.

Sources have told me that this all started with a viewing of Quentin Tarantino’s latest flick called Planet Terror…

which was part of a two movie horrorfest called Grindhouse. Seems that Brady has taken such a liking to the character in the movie named Cherry (played by Rose McGowan) who’s leg was amputated and replaced with a machine gun.

So needless to say, Tom, with his spontaneous attitude had to run out and get one just like it.

Now as you can see with the “boot” removed, Tom is sporting a brand new machine gun leg. No word yet on if the NFL will allow him to use it on the field.

Tom Brady was the only extra on Star Trek to appear as a “Red Shirt” who did not die in their episode.

It turned out in a later episode that Brady was a Borg disguised as a crew member and assimilated the original crewman so thereby proving that all “Red Shirts” die.

Tom Brady was so upset with the way the episode turned out that he actually “assimilated” the writers of that single episode.

Due to the fact that there was no evidence, all charges were dropped.

Tom Brady’s celebration is usually defined by a punching motion which could be thought of as just a result of over excitement.

In all actuality it is a carefully rehearsed celebratory movement.

Tom Brady is very careful to not over or under simulate this move everytime because of past problems with his “stealing” of victory poses.

Back in college, Brady was notorious for running to the sidelines, grabbing a 2×4 to sling over his shoulder, giving a thumbs up and yelling “Ho!” after successful completions.

Soon after this began, it caught the attention of popular pro-wrestler Jim “Hacksaw” Duggan who invited Tom out to dinner at the Sizzler to discuss his feelings on the matter. There was never any confirmation on what exactly was said during this impromptu feast but when Tom returned to the field the following week his victory cheer had been simplified into an overexaggerrated shout of “Hoooooooo” and a fist in the air.

Two weeks later a lawsuit was filed against Mr. Brady by Lion-O of the Thundercats.

You might think that Tom Brady is a dog person but you’d be wrong.

He is in fact a cat person and has nine hairless cats living in a small cottage in the mountains of New England.

All of them tattooed.

It is understood that Tom Brady always really wanted to be a dog person but he is highly allergic so instead he tattoos his cats to make them more manly.

He once pierced a hamster but it died of complications and he doesn’t speak of it anymore.