Tom Brady Secrets

It seems that the whole “torn ACL” business was a cover-up.

Tom Brady seems to have lost his mind at a recent Oasis concert and attacked Noel Gallagher and then went after his brother before security tackled him and threw him off stage.

It is no secret that Brady absolutley hates the song “Morning Glory” and he showed that displeasure in a violent attack.

Giselle could not be reached for comment but has been known to walk the runway to the song “Champagne Supernova”.

With the Super Bowl right around the corner everyone has been speculating about Tom Brady’s foot which has been seen covered in a boot.

Sources have told me that this all started with a viewing of Quentin Tarantino’s latest flick called Planet Terror…

which was part of a two movie horrorfest called Grindhouse. Seems that Brady has taken such a liking to the character in the movie named Cherry (played by Rose McGowan) who’s leg was amputated and replaced with a machine gun.

So needless to say, Tom, with his spontaneous attitude had to run out and get one just like it.

Now as you can see with the “boot” removed, Tom is sporting a brand new machine gun leg. No word yet on if the NFL will allow him to use it on the field.