Tom Brady Secrets

A ladies’ man and great pilot, Tom Brady aka Lance Charles McClain was the Right Arm of the mighty Voltron during the Lion Force years.

He was up for the position of lead Lion but loved the idea of being Voltron’s “throwing arm”.

Tom also liked the way the red suit brought out his eyes.

While the Black Lion is usually the team leader, this Voltron which is also the Defender of the Universe, decided to make the change to accommodate Brady’s ego.

Sadly all members of Team Voltron Lion Force were killed by Prince Lotor while Tom Brady was signing autographs.

Since then Voltron has been shelved while other more popular giant robots have taken the spotlight including The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers MegaZord which was once piloted by William “The Refrigerator” Perry.

With the Super Bowl right around the corner everyone has been speculating about Tom Brady’s foot which has been seen covered in a boot.

Sources have told me that this all started with a viewing of Quentin Tarantino’s latest flick called Planet Terror…

which was part of a two movie horrorfest called Grindhouse. Seems that Brady has taken such a liking to the character in the movie named Cherry (played by Rose McGowan) who’s leg was amputated and replaced with a machine gun.

So needless to say, Tom, with his spontaneous attitude had to run out and get one just like it.

Now as you can see with the “boot” removed, Tom is sporting a brand new machine gun leg. No word yet on if the NFL will allow him to use it on the field.

Tom Brady’s celebration is usually defined by a punching motion which could be thought of as just a result of over excitement.

In all actuality it is a carefully rehearsed celebratory movement.

Tom Brady is very careful to not over or under simulate this move everytime because of past problems with his “stealing” of victory poses.

Back in college, Brady was notorious for running to the sidelines, grabbing a 2×4 to sling over his shoulder, giving a thumbs up and yelling “Ho!” after successful completions.

Soon after this began, it caught the attention of popular pro-wrestler Jim “Hacksaw” Duggan who invited Tom out to dinner at the Sizzler to discuss his feelings on the matter. There was never any confirmation on what exactly was said during this impromptu feast but when Tom returned to the field the following week his victory cheer had been simplified into an overexaggerrated shout of “Hoooooooo” and a fist in the air.

Two weeks later a lawsuit was filed against Mr. Brady by Lion-O of the Thundercats.