Tom Brady looks like the clean-cut, all-American boy next door.
But he hides a deep dark secret.
Tom Brady is into tattoos.
We’ve shown you his first tattoo, but this is one of his more impressive pieces.
It’s no secret that Tom Brady has a man-crush on Paul Reubens, the actor who portrays Pee-Wee Herman but he actually went as far as permanently adding Reubens portrait to his body.
If there are two things that Tom Brady loves the most, it’s kittens and mixed martial arts.
So with all the controversy and ugliness surrounding the Michael Vick dog fighting incident, it was in Tom Brady’s best interest to seperate himself from his side project and one true love, the KMMAA (Kitten Mixed Martial Arts Association).
So until the memory of the unsanctioned animal fights has passed and people start to see the real sport that is behind pitting two animals against each other in the art form of sports and combat, Brady is going to have to wait.
In 2005, Tom Brady appeared on an episode of the Simpsons titled “Home and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass”.
While it is common for celebrities to appear as a guest character on the popular animated TV series, Brady only agreed to be a part of the show under one condition.
Worried about how he would look as a caricature, Tom decided to paint himself yellow and be photographically inserted into the episode so he could retain his boyish good looks.
Matt Groening was obviously enraged by this and decided at the last moment to replace the footage with his own trademark Simpson style.
Here is the only remaining still from original show.
Although I promised never to tell, Tom Brady was actually the keytar player in the 80’s pop group, Kajagoogoo! Don’t believe me? Here’s a picture from the “Top of the Pops” to prove it!
Feel free to use this image as your desktops wallpaper. It’s HAWT!
Tom Brady actually wrote and produced this song. His brother Frank was sang it, and his friend Tedy Bruschi produced the video. It was recorded in Bill Belichek’s AV studio in Manchester New Hampshire
Tom Brady drinks Zima and Only Zima. He claims to drink manly beers but really he has the bartenders swap out the beer and drop dye in his Zima, to make it look like beer. It’s Ok Tom it’s nothing to be embarrassed about.
Tom Brady is scared of clowns. If he see’s a clown he will cry and possibly wet himself. This one time at the circus a clown honked his nose infront of Tom. Tom was so scared he wet his pants and threw up on the clown!
Tom Brady went to Lego Land this weekend. While there he got in a fight with a Lego man and in the process started a fire, burning the park to the ground.
Luckily for Tome he is a master of Lego’s and rebuilt the town in 3 hours.
Sometimes he wears masks to mask his true identity, but Golden Boy Tom once rap battled Ini Kamoze in front of dozens of Ini’s fans and it has been documented that Ini Kamoze DID in fact poop in his pants. Reports state the poop smelled like cabbage but I cannot confirm this claim.
Tom Brady will be performing a one man show of the Broadway play Oklahoma. Tickets are available at all ticket master locations. The show starts at 7pm at Mesa Community College. Tom encourages guest to dress up in western attire, no ass less chaps. Tom hopes to see you all there and “YIPPIE YIE YO CAYAE”
Tom Brady has divulged some interesting information. The usually tough Boston guy is actually a big scardy cat. That’s right Tome Brady is scared of something and its probably not what you think.
When Tom was in the 5th grade the Physical Education class did a team building exercise. They would climb a latter and walk between two trees on a beam. They were all hooked on to a rope so it was safe as walking on the ground between two trees. Tom do not see it this way. Every one in the class went including the chubby girl with asthma and glasses. All that was left was for tough guy Brady to go. Tom was having none of this. Tom’s teacher was insisting and Tom was not listening. In Tom’s words ” I almost kicked him in the nuts” Tom never did walk across the beam and forever will be known as Scardy Pee Pee Pants Brady
Welcome boys and girl, thank you for joining me on this first addition of “Story Time with Tom Brady”. Sit back and enjoy this wonderful Chris Hooley Story
Football and Porta-Jons
Imagen a young Tom playing on the worst football team in his local Boston Pop Warner Football team. Tom is playing his little heart out, tackling, running, jumping and pooping? Practice was over and the entire time Tom had to drop a duce. He held and he squeezed and was relieved when that final whistle blew. He dashed over to the porta-jon and plopped down on that cold plastic seat to let the turds fly. Ah what a relief he felt, finally he must have thought but wait what was that?!?! A push a shove, the porta potty was shacking back and forth. NO they wouldn’t push this porta-jon over would they? OH they would and they did. Tom crawled his way out of the poop drenched porta jon. Covered in poop he had to sit in the back of his coach’s truck on the way home. To this day Tom will not use porta potties or let any one spray him with a hose.
Tom Brady likes to give back to the community. Once a month he spends time with hot homeless chicks teaching them about the better things in life… Like bike riding or fishing… What a nice guy Tom Brady is. Tom gives each girl a 1 hour massage to help them relax and feel the finer things in life. Tom really helps those girls. Way to go… Tom Brady is one fine American!
Tom Brady told me in confidence a secret that I swore I would never tell. But we all know that I’m a filthy liar and of course I will tell you this SECRET, otherwise it wouldn’t be Tom Brady Secrets.
Tom is a super hero… That’s right, a SUPER HERO. He saves kittens from trees, 18+ girls who are lonely on a Saturday night and people from grammar mistakes… His secret super identity has been hidden for years but today I reveal it to you. Tom Brady is… IS… IS CAPTAIN COOL. That’s right every one’s favorite super hero captain cool is really Tom Brady.
Tom Brady is more than just a handsome record setting quarterback who dates supermodels and throws touchdowns all day. He's the man, the myth, the legend... with a lotta secrets to expose!
