Tom Brady Secrets

Did you know?:

Tom Brady had a small role as “Ninja #2″ in the MTV Award nominated blockbuster Beverly Hills Ninja.

In the 1997 comedy starring Chris Farley in which he plays a bungling Ninja in training to stop a counterfeiter.

In Brady’s short but Oscar-worthy scene, he performs a backflip with a twist while throwing a ninja shuriken only to land beneath a toppling Farley and is ultimately crushed to death by fatness.

Tom Brady does not approve this video.

And THAT is not a secret.

Not all of us are naturally bald and wearing that flesh helmet takes courage.

But once you do have the shining dome the obvious next step is to memorialize it with a Tom Brady tattoo like this fine gentleman did.

A man who said “Something that popped in my head, I was watching a game and I said I want my head to look like Tom Brady’s helmet.”

That is something that pops into a lot of peoples’ head, I’m sure.

Tom Brady was quoted as saying, “Why doesn’t everyone do this?”

This guy is talking about Golden Boy’s truth speaking ability.  It’s true.  Tom Brady cannot tell a lie, it part of his unique genetic makeup that gives him that stone jaw that can slurp down King Cobra with the best of them.  He is actually more advanced genetically than typical humans. 

BTW- Humans are about to split into two races.  One that will go on to travel space with big heads and huge eyes, and ones that will go on to spawn with only supermodels and will get paid and worshiped as Gods to play whatever game they like.  I hope my kids’ genes end up going down the Brady evolutionary path!