Tom Brady Secrets

A news team explains how sexy Tom Brady is.

If there are two things that Tom Brady loves the most, it’s kittens and mixed martial arts.

So with all the controversy and ugliness surrounding the Michael Vick dog fighting incident, it was in Tom Brady’s best interest to seperate himself from his side project and one true love, the KMMAA (Kitten Mixed Martial Arts Association).

So until the memory of the unsanctioned animal fights has passed and people start to see the real sport that is behind pitting two animals against each other in the art form of sports and combat, Brady is going to have to wait.

He plays it wearing a smokers jacket.

Tom Brady’s top 5 favorite hobbies:

1. Hula Hooping

2. Booger picking

3. Knitting

4. Cross Country Skiing

5. HopSkotch

He only became and NFL quarterback because he didn’t make it as a lumberjack.

Tom Brady has two things in his garage, a boom-box and card board. Tom Brady is training to be a break dancing machine.

Tom Brady will be performing a one man show of the Broadway play Oklahoma. Tickets are available at all ticket master locations. The show starts at 7pm at Mesa Community College. Tom encourages guest to dress up in western attire, no ass less chaps. Tom hopes to see you all there and “YIPPIE YIE YO CAYAE”

Tom Brady top 5 favorite alcoholic beverages:

1. Appletini

2. MudSlide

3. Long Island Ice Tea

4. Sex on the Beach

5. BEER (he is a man after all)

Tom Brady’s top 5 favorite words:

1. $%^$
2. $@*#
3. %^@#
4. &$*#
5. $*&*

Tom Brady loves 4 letter words, but since this blog is frequented by kindergarten students and the elderly I refrained from writing the actual word.

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Not many of you know about Tom Brady’s secret life. For example, how many of you knew that he used to be an Al Queada terrorist named Muhammed Saleem Taskur Atwil? Well this site is here to expose the secret life of Tom Brady and let the truth be known. He’s not just some poster boy record setting quarterback who dates supermodels and wins superbowls. He’s so much more than that… so much more. Tom Brady PWNS YOU ALL!!!!

Tom Brady works weekends at Chucky Cheese. He Doesn’t do it for the money, he does it for the tokens, Tom is addicted to wack a mole. It’s really sad, I know.